Most of you should not subscribe to my newsletter.
If any of the below are true, you should definitely not subscribe to my newsletter.
- If you have a website calling yourself a “super” affiliate.
- If you really are a super affiliate.
- If you have a website calling yourself a dot com mogul.
- If you have a picture of yourself on your website holding an AdSense check for over a hundred thousand dollars.
- If you’re already on a dozen other crappy mailing lists and you never read the email you get from them anyway.
- If you’re afraid you’ll be stuck on this list forever because you’re generally too lazy to scroll to the bottom of the email and click unsubscribe.
- If you’re afraid I wouldn’t unsubscribe you if you did.
- If you’re afraid your email address wouldn’t be safe and secure on here. (Well, you may be right. I would pimp this list out for a cheeseburger if someone offered.)
- If you want more than one email a week from me. Sorry folks, I’m just too busy (or lazy) to send more than that.
- If you only subscribe to fancy newsletters that use flash or huge pictures with lots of links making it real easy to read on your Blackberry.
If none of the above apply to you, and you still want to subscribe, I’d like to make three other points about why you won’t get too many emails from me.
- Some of my emails are politically incorrect and will get snagged by your spam filter.
- Maintaining a mailing list of thousands and sending out a lot of email is expensive. And I’m generally too cheap (and broke) to put that much work into it.
- And finally, I’m just not that dedicated.
Still want to subscribe to the list@ratsoup.com? Knock yourself out.